Cars and Money and I Go Great
Together.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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I got this motorhome for my wife .... BEST deal I ever made!.
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All generalizations are false.
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RETIREMENT: World's Longest Coffee Break.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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AGORAPHOBIA — DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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All Americans Should Be Texans.
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She's Actin' Single I'm
Drinkin' Doubles.
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I love cats...they taste just like chicken
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Save Water, Drink Beer. Think Global Warming!
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Keep Portland BEERED!
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NO BABY OR DOG ON BOARD — BUT I'M CARRYING BEER SO BACK OFF!
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Alcohol Is Cheaper than Beer!
DRINK! — DON'T DRIVE!
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Five Drinks a Day Keeps Sobriety Away!
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Beer Is the Answer: I Don't Remember the Question!
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
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"Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
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Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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REHAB is for quitters
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
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All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
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E. coli Happens
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Ashes to ashes . . . dust to dust . . . get off my ass you crazy nut!
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Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
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SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver
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Tow-ers will be violated
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!
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I KNOW JACK SHIT!
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Montana — At least our cows are sane!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
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Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the
IRS.
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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Wink, I'll do the rest!
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I may be fat, but you're ugly — I can lose
weight!
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
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DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUTURE
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Hypochronia has no cure.
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PREJUDICED PEOPLE ARE ALL ALIKE.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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Assassins do it from behind!
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False hope is better than no hope at all.
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I am at one with my duality.
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Joan of Arc heard voices too.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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