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You may occasionally wonder what is the purpose of all those bumper stickers that people put on their cars? According to Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, "A bumper sticker is a message attached to the bumper of a vehicle to get the attention of others. They can be political or humorous and may promote or attack a particular stand on any issue." They may even give advice on dating, life, marriage, love, or sex.

Bumper stickers certainly get my attention. These are the best bumper stickers ever (in my opinion):

First Top-10 List of Best

Bumper Stickers Ever

#1 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Speed up, stupid! I'll see you at the next traffic light.

#2 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

#3 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU WILL HAVE ALREADY READ IT

#4 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

#5 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
- Josh Billings

#6 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

 My wife's other car is a broom.

#7 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

#8 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

The more people I know, the more I love my dog.

#9 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship.

#10 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Sorry, I don't indulge in dating outside my species

 

  Second Top-10 List of Best

Bumper Stickers Ever

#1 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

My second car is a bicycle.

#2 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

This is not an abandoned vehicle.
[On the back of a jalopy]

#3 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Liberal Arts Major ... Will Think for Food

#4 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

No Radio - Already Stolen

#5 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off!
[Spotted on the back seat of a passing motorcycle]

#6 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

 All men are idiots ... and I married their king.

#7 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

I may be slow, but I am ahead of you.

#8 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

#9 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Honk only if your horn doesn't work. 

#10 of Top Ten List of Best Bumper Stickers Ever

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

 

 More of the Best Bumper

 Stickers Ever

Cars and Money and I Go Great Together.
— Bumper Sticker

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
— Bumper Sticker

I got this motorhome for my wife .... BEST deal I ever made!.
— Bumper Sticker

All generalizations are false.
— Bumper Sticker

RETIREMENT: World's Longest Coffee Break.
— Bumper Sticker

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
— Bumper Sticker

AGORAPHOBIA — DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
— Bumper Sticker

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
— Bumper Sticker

All Americans Should Be Texans.
— Bumper Sticker

She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
— Bumper Sticker

I love cats...they taste just like chicken
— Bumper Sticker

Save Water, Drink Beer. Think Global Warming!
— Bumper Sticker

Keep Portland BEERED!
— Bumper Sticker

NO BABY OR DOG ON BOARD — BUT I'M CARRYING BEER SO BACK OFF!
— Bumper Sticker

Alcohol Is Cheaper than Beer!
DRINK! — DON'T DRIVE!
— Bumper Sticker

Five Drinks a Day Keeps Sobriety Away!
— Bumper Sticker

Beer Is the Answer: I Don't Remember the Question!
— Bumper Sticker

Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes.
— Bumper Sticker

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
— Bumper Sticker

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
— Bumper Sticker

"Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.
— Bumper Sticker

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
— Bumper Sticker

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
— Bumper Sticker

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
— Bumper Sticker

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
— Bumper Sticker

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
— Bumper Sticker

REHAB is for quitters
— Bumper Sticker

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
— Bumper Sticker

All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
— Bumper Sticker

E. coli Happens
— Bumper Sticker

Ashes to ashes . . . dust to dust . . . get off my ass you crazy nut!
— Bumper Sticker

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
— Bumper Sticker

SAVE A TREE:  Eat a beaver
— Bumper Sticker

Tow-ers will be violated
— Bumper Sticker

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
— Bumper Sticker

Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!
— Bumper Sticker

I KNOW JACK SHIT!
— Bumper Sticker

Montana — At least our cows are sane!
— Bumper Sticker

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
   vegetarian.
— Bumper Sticker

Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
— Bumper Sticker

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
— Bumper Sticker

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
— Bumper Sticker

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
— Bumper Sticker

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
— Bumper Sticker

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
— Bumper Sticker

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
— Bumper Sticker

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
— Bumper Sticker

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
— Bumper Sticker

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
— Bumper Sticker

Wink, I'll do the rest!
— Bumper Sticker

I may be fat, but you're ugly  I can lose weight!
— Bumper Sticker

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
— Bumper Sticker

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
— Bumper Sticker

DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUTURE
— Bumper Sticker

Hypochronia has no cure.
— Bumper Sticker

PREJUDICED PEOPLE ARE ALL ALIKE.
— Bumper Sticker

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
— Bumper Sticker

When there's a will, I want to be in it!
— Bumper Sticker

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
— Bumper Sticker

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
— Bumper Sticker

Assassins do it from behind!
— Bumper Sticker

False hope is better than no hope at all.
— Bumper Sticker

I am at one with my duality. 
— Bumper Sticker
   
Joan of Arc heard voices too.
— Bumper Sticker

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
— Bumper Sticker
 

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The law of floatation was not discovered by contemplating the sinking of things.
— Thomas Troward

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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in the Universe that can shatter
dreams is the dreamer.
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